Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Forty-Four, "Junior's Anal Virtues"

On the morning of the Inaugural Ball, Junior tempts Paul with an international symbol.

Full text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/44

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Forty-Three, "Side Tail"

Parp promises to help Paul with his alibi.  Paul wants to know what's in it for Parp.

Full text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/43

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Forty-Two, "The Egalitarian Card"

The crew takes a liking to Paul.  Cammy and Paul look forward to next Saturday.

Full text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/42

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Forty-One, "Producer On the Set"

Parp rescues Paul from a day of obscurity.  Paul shows Skizz how to roll cable.

Full text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/41

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Forty, "I Try to Look Busy"

No one gets it that Paul is a producer.  Cammy pronounces the "b" in "dumbass."

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-Nine, "Ten is Early Enough"

Paul gets down to Vider's at a reasonable hour.  Junior needs help coping.

Full text : http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/39

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-Eight, "No Sympathy from the Devil"

Parp gives Paul a hard time about the Cynthia incident.  Paul tells the story of Parp and "The Doll."

Full text : http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/38

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-Seven, "The Big Crap Enigma"

Paul asks Jonno for advice about Cynthia.  Kurt Libby asks Paul for a favor.

Full text : http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/37

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-Six, "Like on a Farm"

On the way into her apartment, Cynthia reveals an interesting fact about herself.

(Full text : http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/36)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-Five, "A Short Walk to Cynthia's"

On the way to her apartment, Cynthia tells Paul an adventure she had growing up.

(Full text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/35)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-Four, "Why Chicks Dig Me Sometimes: A Theory"

Paul tries to figure out why he attracts women sometimes, and doesn't attract them other times.

(Full text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/34)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-Three, "It Isn't Complicated"

Paul and Cynthia develop instant plans for each other on the sidewalk outside Vider's club.

(Full text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/33)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-Two, "A Tobacco That Tastes Like a Lady"

The cast and crew of Little Round Jewish Hat discuss "One For The Road," Bobby's new tobacco mixture with a familiar taste.

(Full text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/32)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty-One, "Two Babes in Hot Pants"

Dancing strippers, open pizza boxes, and a conversation about Paul's marriage mark the end of Day Two  of Little Round Jewish Hat.

(Full text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/31)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Thirty, "A Public Service Announcement"

As a public service, Paul cautions women in general about being taken in by men like Parp.

(Full text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/30)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Twenty-Nine, "My Ride with Big-Butt"

Paul tries to find out if Belinda is interested in more than just a ride, and ends up playing the Mature Card.

(Full text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/29)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Twenty-Eight, "The Normal Male Curiosity"

Paul has an urgent session with Jessica, and discovers that a settled issue may not be so settled after all.

(Full text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/28)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Twenty-Seven, "The Neighborhood Carnality"

Present day:  Paul and the Man Squad have an unexpected brush with the neighborhood carnality.

(Full text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/27)

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Twenty-Six, "Bitch for a Day"

Paul picks up Belinda on Long Island, where there are a lot of funeral homes.

(Full text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/26)