Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Eight, "Junior's Gothic Chasm"

Paul describes Junior, and tells us why he has a polite, awkward relationship with her genitalia.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/8

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Seven, "Wake Up Call"

The Kurt and Constance episode drives Paul to seek professional help.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/7

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Six, "Lord of All Tail"

Paul takes us back to the Disco Era as he recalls the peculiar complex that got him into therapy in the first place.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/6

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Five, "SpongeBob Interlude"

In "SpongeBob Interlude," Paul tries to get his two small sons interested in watching All About Eve.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/5

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Four, "Feel the Hate"

Paul tells us that he is still in therapy because of Tony Parp, a man we should all despise.

You can read the chapter at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/4

Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Three, "Shit Happens"

Paul tells us about his wife Corrinne, and how fellatio ruined his in-laws' marriage.

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Notes From the Upper West Side - Chapter Two, "The Beginning"

Paul's story begins last March, when he met Tony Parp to discuss Parp's music video, Little Round Jewish Hat.

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